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  1. imikem

    AV1’s open, royalty-free promise in question as Dolby sues Snapchat over codec

    Can you bring back a sane POTUS with you, assuming you want to come back?
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    Trump’s MAHA pick for surgeon general flounders amid GOP doubts

    No. Since "Dr." Means is apparently still converting O2 to CO2, and making occasional audible noises, the usual crop of the "concerned" will fall into line. It might be semi-entertaining to watch the Gross Old Pharts do their celebratory goose-stepping afterward though. edit: typo
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    Live Nation director boasted of gouging ticket buyers, “robbing them blind”

    I don't like the use of the word 'cunt' here. Those have considerable redeeming value, while this guy and his clones are pure parasites, not even having food value for predators.
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    Fishing crews in the Atlantic keep accidentally dredging up chemical weapons

    Name is already taken for moles – Avogadro's Number of atoms/molecules of $CHEMICAL. I think "Beths" is still available though.
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    Amazon appears to be down, with over 20,000 reported problems

    Not an exact match for that scenario, but perhaps in the neighborhood – The War of Jenkins' Ear
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    Workers report watching Ray-Ban Meta-shot footage of people using the bathroom

    I'll go way out on a limb and predict this won't be happening under the current [mal]administration.
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    Whoops: US military laser strike takes down CBP drone near Mexican border

    And in news today, this fucking clown show is on the road in Iran to try some regime change, cuz that has worked so well every time we've tried it.. "Hold my beer." – Hegseth
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    Genomes chart the history of Neanderthal-modern human interactions

    "[Asian Neanderthals like ...] and white girls named Debbie tooooo!"
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    Pops, whines, and roars: xAI accused of torturing neighbors of noisy power plant

    Well, to be fair, the current robber barons are aware that nobody will be left to think of them decades after they are gone, so why bother?
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    Judge doesn’t trust DOJ with search of devices seized from Wash. Post reporter

    Respectfully (haha), the judge is either lying, or so ignorant of the history of law that he should be summarily dismissed. I'd say the former is far more likely, and he's just post facto excusifying for being the rubber stamp du jour for the Dumpsters.
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    RFK Jr. ally Casey Means faces Senate for Surgeon General confirmation hearing

    Presumably her primary qualification for the job is enjoying when Diaper Don grabs her by the pussy. Before I hear about misogyny, I'll add that this also seems to be the main qualification for the men in this administration.
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    Panasonic, the former plasma king, will no longer make its own TVs

    I miss my Panny 50" plasma. It took a fall off a shelf years ago. The heat it dissipated was not all that unwelcome here in the tundra of MN.
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    FCC asks stations for “pro-America” programming, like daily Pledge of Allegiance

    Largely a distinction without a difference. Both were alike in most aspects, except for the rhetoric and nomenclature, and their choices of out-groups to be eliminated.
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    Supreme Court blocks Trump’s emergency tariffs, billions in refunds may be owed

    By a thousand different means, from small and quiet, to massive and open. Whatever they can get away with.
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    Inside the DHS forum where ICE agents trash talk one another

    Which of these has received blanket support from the U.S. federal government, including denial of state and local law enforcement participation and access to evidence? Also, the former are not only murders. The administration's own statements: Labeling the victims (United States citizens) as...
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    Inside the DHS forum where ICE agents trash talk one another

    Owning a firearm while non-fascist automatically makes you a domestic terrorist. Oh, and so does driving a car now. /s, Sort of, as in I wish it was.