Like that scene in Twister with the flying cow, but INSIDE a vacuum.
I don't know how the vacuumologists at the Dyson corporation managed to tame the power of a tornado and shove it into a series of vacuum cleaners, but I'm glad they did because this place is nothing but dog and monkey hair, potato chip crumbs, and loose Lego. Once I give the floors a once over I can finally go back to walking around the office barefoot ooh look an email from HR.