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Me: “How was your day at school?” Son: “Good*” Daughter: “Chapter 1 - Here I was, sitting at my desk during the first hour of this most magnificent morning…” * 75% accurate translation from a grunt

Tabini’s Rule of Camping: one fly is one fly too many.

Can’t wait for Joel Edgerton to adapt Kant for the screen.https://twitter.com/austintichenor/status/1166474201982820352 …

Apple Card: Saves you money because it’s apparently too fragile to take anywhere.

Remember, there are only two acceptable uses for a double-linked list: memory heaps, and coding interviews.https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1162120759554109440 …

Today's achievement: Managed to convince the executive team to schedule a meeting titled “The Red Wedding.”

Me: There is nothing wrong with the SQL language! Also me: Forgets WHERE statement, deletes entire table by mistake

Wife: “Unpack your backpack, or it's going to smell like hell!” Son: “Oh yeah? How do you know what hell smells like?” Wife: “I have walked into your room.” #parentingburn

I’m honestly unsure if I just added a license to our Office account or if I bought a new house.

10x engineers do exist, by the way. They are “10x” because they amplify the quality of the work around them by mentoring, coaching, and collaborating, and not because they behave like psychopaths.

I honestly can’t tell if this is meant to be satire or not. If you find yourself working with someone like this, good luck. You’re going to need it.https://twitter.com/skirani/status/1149302828420067328 …

Google’s response is wonderful, in that they’re upset at the contractor who leaked the data, and not at the fact that they collect whole conversations without consent.https://twitter.com/asymco/status/1149651490757197826 …

I may or may not have just spent the last ten minutes trying to figure out where this Windows machine shows the time of day. I gave up and used my phone.

Someone sent me an audio CD in the mail. I am honestly unsure that we have any device left in the house that's capable of playing it back (or at least lifting the audio tracks).